A stupid bastard that likes to eat pancakes that are scorched on the outside and uncooked on the inside. These bastards insist you are an idiot for not liking it that way.
"Adam and Eric are stupid runny pancake eating bastards. They need a spoon to fill thier traps with uncooked pancake batter. They called me a retard because I didn't like it."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.