eating dirt

Going face-first into the ground.

I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.

by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020

eat dirt

when being verbally attacked you say eat dirt to offend the other person. once you say those two magical words people will back down cause they know you mean business.

jessica: wow you're an idiot.
maggie: eat dirt!

by yung rel January 10, 2009

Eat dirt bitch

What to say when someone is annoying the hell out of you. Said in a very calm, almost cheery voice.

Girl: Hey!

Guy: Eat dirt bitch...

by Sireane August 26, 2016

Do not eat that dirt

A reverse psychology trick Edd used on Ed.

Edd: Listen carefully. Do not eat that dirt.

Ed: (looks at the pile of dirt and chuckles... then starts wolfing down the dirt).

by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005

Eat Dirt

telling someone to eat dirt, means as like telling them to leave you alone,

I told elliot to go eat dirt, and he stayed shut

by BigDaDonJohn March 11, 2024

eat dirt

to fall on the ground, preferably on your face

also see eating dirt

jareth fainted, causing him to eat dirt

by cowboylexapro March 26, 2023

eat dirt

when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.

“eat dirt” i say to the annoyance of a child who is consistently tugging on my leg.

by eatmyshooooooooooooorts October 31, 2023