eating ass

to eat the booty like groceries

"Yo that girl is nasty!" -dude 1

"Yeah and I went all chris kyles on that ass too." -dude 2
"Got a lot of nerve to be eating ass. Gross" -dude 1

by urniggafarquaad June 25, 2015

eating ass

the act of having someone’s ass on a plate and eating it with a fork.

“i love to eating ass, lets go to that one place”

by killurselfbitch June 23, 2019

eating ass

a practice of eating and consuming the anus, mostly practiced by dumb fucks that want to die in a sexual way, eating anus may lead to sickness such as diarrhea, vomiting, dizzines and can lead to having different diseases and virus such as Ebola, SARS-CoV-2 and plagues.

dumbass: I love eating ass!!

by Pumpkin Pringles May 21, 2022

eating ass

licking someones butthole, commonly referred to as "cleaning out their colon"
typically used when collin is eating Noahs ass, or vis versa. ( you can't say no homo when doing or saying it to a person of the same sex)

Noah was totally eating Collins ass in German class today. Eating ass is healthy but gay

by JohnsLengthyColon23 April 20, 2018

eat ass

The act of licking or shoving your tongue inside of a person's anus.

"do you eat ass?"

by GayRetardIan June 25, 2016

eat ass

To lick AND tongue the anus of a person (man or woman) for the purpose of arousing that person.

I eat ass.

by John Robert Smith May 12, 2018

eat ass

To lick or tongue the anus of a person (man or woman) for the purpose of arousing that person (and, perhaps, yourself)

Dick's favorite part of foreplay with Jane was to eat ass.
To eat ass requires the usage of a dental dam to prevent contracting an STD.

by V. Cummings July 30, 2006