When you eat food that is hot and cold at the same time like the highly advertised trojan condoms. This is way worse then sex.
Madeleine: My polish sausage is hot but the bun and onions are cold.
Brooke: That sucks.
Madeleine: Its like eating a fire and ice condom.
Brooke: That sucks.
Madeleine: Its like eating a fire and ice condom.
by tosh18 January 15, 2011