eat face

to swap spit; to french kiss, to snog

this was a vulgar preppism (yes preppys can be as vulgar as they wanna be) circa the last days of disco

I saw Rob and Tara outside eating face.

by Mandingoe May 28, 2004

Eat Face

in snowboarding: to have an extremely bad fall which caused you to get a mouth full of snow.

this jump looks intense. I'm going to eat face

by steasefactor December 21, 2010

eat face

to win incredibly, or to destroy an opponent.

"I ate their faces with those headshots!"
"I gonna eat your face!"
Zombies eat face.

by Sapa April 20, 2010

eat face

To have a really bad trip on acid.

1. "Oh man did you hear about that guy in Florida? He totally ate face. Literally."

2. "I'm not so sure about this acid. Got it off a new dealer. Sure hope I don't eat face."

by feedyourhead November 9, 2012

Hello sir, I like to eat face

An expression meaning to Eat Face, used by politicians, especially Republicans.
Also can be used as a Catch Phrase for Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" who is currently the only one on there without one.
But mostly it's a friendly greeting implying to do something digusting.

Hello, sir. How are you. I'm pretty good. How the kids? Good, huh. Oh yeah! I almost forgot to tell you. I LIKE TO EAT FACE!

by Peach January 13, 2007

eat your face

Term for the one you are madly in love

Means: kiss you intensly, show love

I'm gunna eat your face when I see you!

by Courtney92 September 27, 2012

I eat ass face

When you get caught doing something you're not supposed to be doing and You Buck your eyes with their mouth open

I finally caught yo ass! don't give me that "I eat ass face" give me back my money lil bitch

by PK nigger! June 20, 2018