eat bread 

to perform oral sex on a girl that has a yeast infection

Last night when I went down on my girlfriend I didn't know she had a yeast infection, so I ended up having to eat bread.

eat bread by Sandalwood December 24, 2007

eat bread 

To eat bread,

is to basically smoke pot/weed(a.k.a. marijuana)
This is an useful way to talk about doing drugs without adults finding out what you're talking about.

This is the most recent/commonly used term to replace the former and widely used term "smoke weed"

Girl:i want to eat bread tonight because it takes me to cloud nine
Boy:Okay, ill make sure to bring some tonight

Teacher walks by,overhears their conversation and thinks:Now I want a bagel

eat bread by cloud999 July 8, 2011

eat bread 

means "fuck you"

"eat bread Dgraf, you never shut up"

eat bread by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

eat bread 

A common expression used my people to tell other individuals that they are wrong and they must pay for their consequences. If someone says something ridiculous or just fucking dumb, they must EAT BREAD. Don't complain, just eat...

Idiot: *rapping in french* Ca commence bien mais ca fini mal...

Me:WHAT!? ur a fucking idiot eat bread now!

Idiot: But its so dry!

Me: eat bread for complaining

Idiot: uhhh fine

eat bread by Luke Grubez May 13, 2005

Eat Bread 

To eat Bread means to kill yourself because if a fish eats bread it dies

Hey, Andre why don’t you eat bread, now Andrea is dead

Eat Bread by Anonymous gay child March 28, 2019

how to eat bread 

Idk just put in your fucking mouth

I know how to eat bread now

how to eat bread by Crispy pigeon taco October 12, 2021

National Eat Bread By itself day 

April 18th is National Eat Bread By Itself Day. All Day On April 18th you have to eat bread by itself.

“OMGG!!! Tomorrow is National Eat Bread By Itself day!!-Ailani

National Eat Bread By itself day by EatBreadByitslef April 18, 2019