When you kick someone's ass so hard, they land in a field surrounded by cows. Their only option is to comply with cow customs and join in on the eating of the grass.
"I kicked Todd's ass so hard, he had to eat that grass all weekend"
Todd was beaten up and forced to partake in grass eating.
Todd was beaten up and forced to partake in grass eating.
by Scrowl The Owl April 29, 2019
Having no opinion
by Ace the simp April 15, 2023
Going outside, away from the internet.
Same as "to touch grass".
Popular in certain politics communities on reddit and twitter, originated from "touching grass" being described as ableist and in a need of a replacement.
Same as "to touch grass".
Popular in certain politics communities on reddit and twitter, originated from "touching grass" being described as ableist and in a need of a replacement.
I'm ootl on X, what is up with it?
Way to humblebrag about eating grass chad
Didn't you know <something hard to understand>
Go eat grass, you definitely need it
Way to humblebrag about eating grass chad
Didn't you know <something hard to understand>
Go eat grass, you definitely need it
by Olety December 5, 2021
eating grass is another word for "making out" soft of like asking for consent but less awkward, all you have to do is put a short piece of grass between your lips in hope that person b will grab it with their lips, resulting back and forth.
by SJjIhd May 30, 2021
When someone has been bodied or tackled to the ground in a game of sport they are known as to be eating grass. There face is down on the ground and they begin to start munching on the grass in embarrassment
by Big D 25 February 12, 2021
A reply to someone when they have done something foolish (i.e. there are wiser things than you, that eat grass).
Person 1: I jumped off the hotel balcony into the swimming pool.
Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.
Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.
by Grass-eater August 26, 2022
1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.
2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease
2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease
1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"
2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"
2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."
by Tangi Boi December 5, 2017