Easy Pickings

Someone that is really easy to mess with because you know they won’t do anything to defend themselves.

Guy 1: Watch it tough guy.

Guy 2: Sorry man, didn’t see you.

Guy 1: Better look next time pipsqueak, you’re easy pickings.

by USLOPA March 15, 2023

easy pickings

When you see a guy/girl across the room and just know that they are an easy fuck. To fully identify a person who is easy pickings you have to take a selfie in bed with them, then title it 'easy pickings' and send to all your friends. If they allow this they are easy pickings, if they get angry and leave, they are still probably easy pickings.

Me:Oi mate did you see that dead average girl I fucked last night?
Jack: yeah mate opened the Snapchat selfie when I woke up this morning
Me:ahahaha such easy pickings

by Easypickings123 August 16, 2017

Easy Pickings

A douchebag phrase used by Smurfs in League of Legends to tilt their opponent.

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: Such a dumb champion zzzzz

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: You are a pathetic piece of sht, nice fking job playing an op champion you stupd scrub azzhat

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn has left the game.

by PhenoDC January 29, 2019

Easy Pickings

Jack, Adam, and Zach

“Honey, this fool wants to fight you!”
“Don’t worry he is easy pickings”

by Matt is fat eh30 April 10, 2023

Easy pickings

Someone week as piss

That caelen is easy pickings mate

by Finbo slice 69 March 20, 2023

easy pickins

something that can be easily looted, stolen or robbed.

adrian: "look at all that beer left unattended"
me: "easy pickins lad easy pickins"

by The twit September 27, 2006

Easy Pickins

A person who is pure bitch made. Someone may use this term if they make someone there son or daughter in a sport or activity.

Did you see that Dylan Burrowes kid? Yeah, he’s easy pickins.

by DBurr69420 April 21, 2023