easter basket

First you get a girl and put rabbit ears on her then sit her on your lap facing away from you. You then place your penis in her anus, and grab her underneath the kness and pull her kness to her chest. You then bounce her up and down on your penis likes a happy easter bunny. She also must yelp out, "Eggs for my basket, give me eggs for my basket!"
I was all out of candy so I gave Luke's mom the ol' easter basket instead!
Bitch was mad happy son!
by getsome3378 February 16, 2009
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easter basket

When a man paints his testicles different colors then slaps them on someone's forehead so as to leave a decoration behind.
I got so pissed at her, I gave her an easter basket.
by Cap16 January 28, 2006
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easter basket

a really big butt on a sweet young thang
"you see the easter basket on that gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl?"
by Jarred M March 23, 2008
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The act of sexually penetrating your partner with her/his legs crossed indian-style and pulled up to their chest when lying on their back.
1) That gymnast that I got with last year was killer at the easter basket.

2) After the egg hunt, let's go 'stuff your basket'.
by BeeOverl0rd April 09, 2011
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a cojoined effort of a group of large men who put their dino eggs into the hands of eachother and caress while slowly humming the beat of their favorite r & b joints.
john are you going to the easter basket friday at franklins house?
by yancy December 08, 2006
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Easter Basket

The act of a man stretching ones own testicles and inserting them into his own anus. Then shitting them out much like the Famous Easter Bunny.
Larry’s girlfriend likes it when he gives her an Easter basket while she’s sucking it from the back.
by ZERO2HERO98 January 03, 2020
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Easter basket

A sexual maneuver in which a male partner, while having sex with a female partner, puts his testicles inside her anus. This can be performed in a variety of positions, but is traditionally performed from the missionary position.
"When I'm really into a chick, and she's super drunk, I like to pop my balls right up in her ass. Pop, pop! You know, give her the ol' Easter basket."
by Hogmaster13 April 04, 2012
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