eagle shit

army slang for salary. The eagle is the army paymaster and shit is the money it drops on the soldiers.

The eagle shits! Gentlemen, let's go to the mess.

by Figleaf23 January 01, 2009

Eagle Shit

Eagle Shit: often used for Payday.

I'm glad the eagle shits this friday,I'm broke.

by vernon February 02, 2004

Eagle Shit

When you stick your ass out the window and take a shit while the cars still moving.

ewww Skye just took an eagle shit out he window on our way down to Southbank :P

by fear the spork June 05, 2005

Eagle Shit

Eagle droppings. Most commonly found on windshields or door handles.

Don't step in that eagle shit!

by Ethan May 20, 2005

[when the eagle shits]

Payday, usually for government jobs. This phrase dates back to WW2 when soldiers in the U.S. army referred to payday as "the day the eagle shits" in further reference to the bald eagle, a symbol of America.

"Sorry dude, I can't pay you back until the day when the eagle shits"

by mollywop67 February 28, 2009

No screaming eagle shit

A Marine Corps term to describe an obvious situation.

Marine 1: I came in late from liberty and the gunny gave me extra duty.

Marine 2: No screaming eagle shit!

by Former Jarhead October 23, 2011

Eagle Shit

A human (Julian Myers) who happens to be a Jew and is shit at EagleRide on y8 games

Question to Julian
"Julian, How do you spell Eagle Shit"
Matthew-"J-U-L-I-A-N"

by EagleRider "Golden Eagle" December 11, 2017