dyzen

Someone named dyzen is way too sexy, hot and cool at the same time...like if u dind him dont ever loose him

Dyzen is a baka

by Daz-DyzEn January 10, 2022

Dyzen

Dyzen is someone who is Very cool.
They are the sweetest and most loyal friends. They will always be there for you. They will always stand up for you.
They are absolutely adorable so protect them at all costs.

You can tell them anything as they are the best secret keeper.
People Like dyzen are hard to find, so If you ever find them please don't let them go.

Dyzen is the most respectful and kind person I know.

by I_h8it_here January 11, 2022

Yosser's Dozen

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.

Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.

by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012

Masturbaker's dozen

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

A Cowboy's Dozen

to buy as much of a desired product as one can afford with the amount of money one is carrying.

Cashier: Can I help you?
Customer: I’ll take some of those one dollar scratch-off tickets right there.
Cashier: Sure, how many would you like?
Customer: A Cowboy's Dozen (throws money on counter)
Cashier: (counts money) Soooo, seven then?
Customer: I reckon.
Cashier: Good luck!

Could also be used to exaggerate a story:
Derek: How much money did he say he won on that bet?
Jeff: A Cowboy’s $300.
Derek: Meaning?
Jeff: $200

by iBetty January 10, 2012

Dženeta

Normally a very hot female. Name means Janet in English. Shes beautiful kind and caring.

First person: "Hey did you see that chick!"
Second person: "yeah she looked Hot!"

First person: "She must have been called Dženeta"

by Ilybabesyouishfookinghawt July 28, 2011

idiot's dozen

An idiots dozen is a number, typically 9, that's used as a similar reference to a baker's dozen but referencing an idiot.

He ate an idiot's dozen of cupcakes.

by Rhym September 15, 2017