dyzen
Someone named dyzen is way too sexy, hot and cool at the same time...like if u dind him dont ever loose him
Dyzen is a baka
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Dyzen
Dyzen is someone who is Very cool.
They are the sweetest and most loyal friends. They will always be there for you. They will always stand up for you.
They are absolutely adorable so protect them at all costs.
You can tell them anything as they are the best secret keeper.
People Like dyzen are hard to find, so If you ever find them please don't let them go.
They are the sweetest and most loyal friends. They will always be there for you. They will always stand up for you.
They are absolutely adorable so protect them at all costs.
You can tell them anything as they are the best secret keeper.
People Like dyzen are hard to find, so If you ever find them please don't let them go.
Dyzen by I_h8it_here January 11, 2022
Yosser's Dozen
A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.
Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!
Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.
I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.
Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.
I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.
Yosser's Dozen by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012
Masturbaker's dozen
The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.
'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'
Masturbaker's dozen by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016
A Cowboy's Dozen
Cashier: Can I help you?
Customer: I’ll take some of those one dollar scratch-off tickets right there.
Cashier: Sure, how many would you like?
Customer: A Cowboy's Dozen (throws money on counter)
Cashier: (counts money) Soooo, seven then?
Customer: I reckon.
Cashier: Good luck!
Could also be used to exaggerate a story:
Derek: How much money did he say he won on that bet?
Jeff: A Cowboy’s $300.
Derek: Meaning?
Jeff: $200
Customer: I’ll take some of those one dollar scratch-off tickets right there.
Cashier: Sure, how many would you like?
Customer: A Cowboy's Dozen (throws money on counter)
Cashier: (counts money) Soooo, seven then?
Customer: I reckon.
Cashier: Good luck!
Could also be used to exaggerate a story:
Derek: How much money did he say he won on that bet?
Jeff: A Cowboy’s $300.
Derek: Meaning?
Jeff: $200
A Cowboy's Dozen by iBetty January 10, 2012
Dženeta
First person: "Hey did you see that chick!"
Second person: "yeah she looked Hot!"
First person: "She must have been called Dženeta"
Second person: "yeah she looked Hot!"
First person: "She must have been called Dženeta"
Dženeta by Ilybabesyouishfookinghawt July 28, 2011
idiot's dozen
An idiots dozen is a number, typically 9, that's used as a similar reference to a baker's dozen but referencing an idiot.
idiot's dozen by Rhym September 15, 2017
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Ratfucker
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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