RSD (Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy)

The most painful disease known to man. According to the McGill Pain Scale, RSD also known as CRPS, ranks higher than childbirth and cancer in pain. Nicknamed the "suicide disease", it is a progressive disorder that develops most often after surgery or a simple injury such as a broken bone. The sympathetic nervous system freaks out, and the limb does not heal correctly. The person is left with debilitating burning pain. The disease can spread to other limbs, and to the internal organs once central sensitization occurs. All body systems are affected including bones, skin, blood vessels, etc.

Little is being done in terms of finding a cure or better treatment. Current treatment options suck and include Stellate Ganglion Blocks, Lumbar Sympathetic Blocks, epidurals, Ketamine infusions, Neurostimulation, Intrathecal Pumps, Calmare Therapy, & Lots of Medication.

Most people describe this condition as 'Hell" as you slowly lose function, independence, and live in very severe pain 24/7.

RSD (Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy) is the most painful disease known to man!

by InfoBot2015 January 23, 2015

Mustachular Dystrophy

1. A condition of abnormal facial hair development.
2. The inability to grow an adequate mustache (if one exists).
3. To grow facial hair that resembles a pervy old man or sexual predator.

The man's severe case of mustachular dystrophy caused him to be mistaken for a sexual predator.

by Turdikin August 15, 2012

acute nigger dystrophy

When a black person (or a person of any other race) begins acting "black" by either making loud "black people noises" or just behaving annoyingly black in public.

*cough* that black man sure has a rancid case of acute nigger dystrophy. Just look at how he's schoolin dem niggas

by jjjjjjahck January 28, 2014

Terminal Testicular Dystrophy

When your balls shrink to the size of Swartz's because you are taking roids and frequently have roid rage, so therefore you use up all of your testerone creating tiny balls

Docter: It looks like you have Terminal Testicular Dystrophy

Patient: Fuck You

by Putko June 9, 2008

Refrigeration dystrophy

The surface of contact where the food that has been left in the fridge for too long starts to get soft or rot

I thought the edibles I bought were still good but they had signs of refrigeration dystrophy after 1 month!

by d3ck3r April 24, 2019

reflex sympathetic nerve dystrophy

Look it up on google, dearies.

It happens when one side/the affected limb, etc., can't take the bruises, bumps (the beating), anymore, and instead of pain going away, it keeps repeating itself. The result of numbness, tingling pain, stiffness, tremors (shaking of the limb), color changes in the skin, temerature changes in the affected limb, and more.

It can also cause insomnia, migranes, nausia, etc.

To cut it short:

A pain in the ass.

some guy 1:Hey, dude.
some guy 2:Yeah?
some guy 1:My RSD is flaring up, I have to go home
some guy 2:That stinks.
some guy 1:Like you'd know! Bastard.

by Pfft May 13, 2005

Orbital Dystrophy

The popular deathcore/progressive/poopcore band hailing from San Jose, CA. Marked by their angelic leads and crushing bass lines.

Yo bro, you goin to that orbital dystrophy show at the macla?

yea dude its gonna be so fucking br00tal my grandmas tits will explode

by jkloljkloljk September 3, 2010