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Dutch surprise 

From the Daily Telegraph:
"In London today the shock news spread that Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II and her husband Phillip will be filing for divorce. A spokesperson for the royals has exclusively told the Daily Telegraph that the Queen initiated the procedings after Prince Phillip gave her a Dutch surprise this morning. Prince Phillip has long been known to be a patron of the Dutch oven."
Dutch surprise by Matt Dunk October 1, 2007
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Dutch Surprise 

Leaving a poop in someone's bead, with them still in it, before they wake up.
I left her a Dutch Surprise. No number, just poop.

dutch surprise 

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket
dutch surprise by DOn juan July 30, 2003

dutch surprise 

An unpleasant fart which involveds farting on someone's head and covering it with a blanket.
You just earned one dutch surprise you weinerhead

Dutch Oven Surprise 

A classical dutch oven, which is when you fart under the covers and pull the covers over your partner's face, except this dutch oven comes with a freshly baked batch of brownies!
I thought it was just a harmless dutch oven, but then i saw the dutch oven surprise!
Dutch Oven Surprise by Jörg December 12, 2006

Surprise Dutch Oven 

The act of farting under the covers, well knowing that your parent is coming to bed. When your partner enters the bed, he/she pulls up the covers and is surpised by the face full of busted ass.
(boy friends farts under covers)
(girls lifts covers and enters bed)

Girl: OH MY GOD, WHAT DIED IN HERE!

Boy: Surprise Dutch oven baby!
Surprise Dutch Oven by Vixen_T January 24, 2010

Surprise Dutch Rudder 

Dude my friend broke in and gave me a surprise Dutch Rudder, I was so embarrassed.
Surprise Dutch Rudder by Ralahax December 17, 2010