dutch piss

When you have diarrhea that bad it feels like you are pissing out your arse.

"Sorry I can't come into work to day I have a bad case of the dutch piss"

by Macca Spencer July 10, 2006

Dutch Piss

A euphemism for Heineken beer. It is used by some because of the strong and bitter taste of Heineken and also because it is imported from the Netherlands.

"Say, pour me a glass of that fine imported Dutch Piss."

by UnassumingPencil November 6, 2007