dutch oven on the dive

When a man muff diving on his lady and she rips some serious ass and holds the covers around his head while he is still down there.

Bobby: "Ricky why do you look so nauseous?"
Ricky: "I just ate out Carmela and she dutch ovened me while I was on the dive."

Sally: "Carmela why are you smiling?"
Carmela: "I gave Ricky a dutch oven on the dive last night."

by Janet O'Malley July 1, 2007