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dupersify 

guy: did u see that unicorn!
girl: jesus christ america dupersify!
dupersify by dupersify February 20, 2010
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Diversify Your Bonds

A method of reducing financial risk by spreading one's money among many different kinds of securities. This mitigates risk because a portfolio invested in multiple asset classes is less likely to be affected by the negative performance of one single investment.
"You need to diversify your bonds, nigga." - GZA

"When I needed financial advice, I decided to enter the 36 chambers and step to the muhfukkin Wu, where they told me to diversify my bonds. Now I'm makin' stacks and drinkin' 'gnac every day!"

Diversifying your Cock-folio 

The act of purposely hooking up with girls of various races so that your "cock-folio" (list of girls you have gotten with) is diverse.
Bro 1: "I think that Indian girl is really hot."

Bro 2: "Then go hit that. You need to be diversifying your cock-folio!"

diversify 

The final solution to the cryptocurrency problem that every /biz/ user faces. Too bad they'll still be wagecucks.
You should diversify with both Bitcoin and your shares at McDonald's!
diversify by My psenudonym August 5, 2018

Diversify Your Bonds

Originated from the hit show "The Chappelle Show" (Wu-tang skit) it means to:

1. To do or obtain different things.
2. To add diversity and versitility to your list skills.
If you're tryin to get in the biz you gonna have to diversify your bonds son.
Diversify Your Bonds by Sol.. August 22, 2006

Diversify your bonds

Make more friends who are minorities.
You live in a bubble you need to diversify your bonds.

I'm being really intentional about diversifying my bonds this semester.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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