I am too embarrassed to buy a dunky, i send my dad to get them for me. Unfortunately he always brings back the extra-large size and i can't get the buggers to fit.
by Dunky Oggins December 9, 2003
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I need a dunkie to fuck my girlfriends wet cunt

MY dad took my dunkies off me for shagging the dog
by naughtybrethrin July 11, 2008
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a rubber sheath,otherwise known as a condom
wanna make love with me love?i got some dunkys.
by mike briggs July 13, 2003
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lame, can be used as a noun or adjective
Daniel was kind of dunky sophomore year; Lame ass boy is a dunky.
by emoteen227 February 21, 2017
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Word to describe someone who is non-suave.
Aaron thinks he looks totally dunkis in the pic, but that’s not the case.
by Big Poppy 802 April 22, 2018
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An ideology around which an elite trio of Alabama archaeologists have built a closed society based upon principles of honor, fraternity, and the telling of poop jokes.
C-Bar: Uh oh. **long pause** Dunkbrothers, now is the hour of our discontent.
Wedge Mouth: What, did you lay a big dunky again?
Mr. Crabbs (AKA Citizen Snipps): Just tell us you've got a change of shorts this time. Or do we have to revisit the K-Mart fiasco?
C-Bar: Uhhhhhhh...All for dunky, and dunky for all!
by Dunktanyon November 15, 2007
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A sexual act, where a male inserts his penis into a doughnut, then proceeds to dunk the doughnut into a beverage. The doughnut is eaten off of the penis by his partner. Usually accompanied by oral sex during or after the Dunkie occurs.

The Dunkie can be performed with a variety of doughnuts and/or a number of doughnuts simultaneously. A cinnamon doughnut, could yield a Cinnamon Dunkie.

"Double Dunkie" when done with 2 doughnuts, "Triple Dunkie" with 3, and so on for the more well endowed and hungrier partners.
Dude I totally convinced my chick to do a Dunkie last night! She was hungry, so I gave her a double Cinnamon Dunkie.
by Nate70 June 28, 2010
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