dumpy kid 

a complete and total asshole with no life and thinks he is cool because of what his parents say; destined to become a molesting priest

Dude, dumpy kid just got a negative ten on that spelling test where the hardest word was dog.

dumpy kid by John Jacop Jingle Hymer Smit December 13, 2007

dumpy kid 

a complete and total dumbass with absolutely no life who believes he is cool in correspondence to what his parents tell him and is destined to become a molesting priest

Dude, that dumpy kid just receieved a negative ten on the spelling test where the hardest word was dog.

dumpy kid by John Jacob Jingle Hymer Smit December 15, 2007

Kids Tylenol Dump 

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

Kids Tylenol Dump by anonymous January 12, 2021