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a complete and total asshole with no life and thinks he is cool because of what his parents say; destined to become a molesting priest

Dude, dumpy kid just got a negative ten on that spelling test where the hardest word was dog.

dumpy kid by John Jacop Jingle Hymer Smit December 13, 2007

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dumpy kid

a complete and total dumbass with absolutely no life who believes he is cool in correspondence to what his parents tell him and is destined to become a molesting priest

Dude, that dumpy kid just receieved a negative ten on the spelling test where the hardest word was dog.

dumpy kid by John Jacob Jingle Hymer Smit December 15, 2007

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Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

Kids Tylenol Dump by anonymous January 12, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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