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ass dumpling

Its like a kind of poop but its bigger and it hurts more..
Yo mark I just took a huge ass dumpling and that bad boy stinged

ass dumpling

small carnivorus fruit that enjoys the inner workings of the anus. when pooped out, it will rape and pillage any neighboring villages. first reported cases were in Ho-Ho-Kus.
Good god, that ass dumpling has had its way with my whole family, and now im pregnant with mini-dumplings.

Ass dumpling

The dumpling of an ass.
Bill: Yesterday this huge dumpling fell out of my ass.
Dick: Ew! What's that called?
Bill: An ass dumpling
Ass dumpling by Fuckdalfnjewofih November 28, 2010

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026