Any person who has grey hair; Any person who spends 5 minutes stepping off a curb; Any person who can't, for crime's sake, drive faster than 25 miles per hour anywhere.

A Narnia (C. S. Lewis) fan

a slang term for a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse

A name for Velcro running shoes that look like the type an old person would wear.

A sifting device used to remove shake and/or B Buds from finished A grade cannabis buds. Usually jury-rigged on the farm from chicken wire and random materials or can be purchased in stores made from plastic. Used by shaking cannabis in the sifter until separated.