dufee

Someone who is an idiot or a fool. One who makes stupid decisions.

That dufee idiot sat on the bench that was just painted. That kid dufeely stupidly crossed the street without looking.

by Dwayne White May 17, 2010

Tweedle Duffer

Someone who goes into the jungle gets bitten by a tick or denge bug and catches a 5 day fever AKA jungle fever

I held on to the antibiotics incase I met sombody who would be such a tweedle duffer as to run though the jungle with no bug spray on.

by DemonWeapon April 14, 2017

Dufresning

The discrete, illegal dumping of mass quantities of waste, by distributing it in small amounts at various locations around town. This is done to avoid paying a manageable, one time fee at the local waste disposal facility.

This term comes from the move Shawshank Redemption and the character Andy Dupresne. Seems Andy's favorite hobby was toting his wall out into the exercise yard... ...a handful at a time.

I tore down a wall of plaster and mortar at my house, and it took me a month of Andy Dufresning to get rid of it at local dumpsters, ditches, grade schools, and churches.

by blackburnian April 5, 2013

Andy Dufresne

In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take six-hundred years to tunnel under the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty. Oh, Andy loved Geology, I guess it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big god-damned poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do anything to keep his mind occupied. It turns out Andy's favourite hobby was totin' his wall through the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Tommy was killed, he decided he had been here just about long enough. Andy did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guard simply didn't notice, neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.

Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

by Sexburrito December 13, 2006

Defeet

In the foot fetish community, "defeet" can mean one person "defeats" another by having sexier feet.

Person 1: "Emma Stone is the best! Her feet are the highest ranked on wikifeet."

Person 2: "Nope, not anymore. She was defeeted by Margot Robbie. Margot has the best feet."

by Dicksonary Dave May 4, 2021

Dujeels

Slang term for a man’s genitals

Jess: “...I demonstrated by grabbing a man’s dujeels in front of the whole faculty”
Coach: “I don’t like saying dujeels, it feels weird”

by Bib1iophi1e February 20, 2021

Defeeted

When someone is proven to have less sexy feet than someone else in the foot fetish community.

"Emma Stone was defeeted by Margot Robbie and is no longer number one on wikifeet".

by Dicksonary Dave June 14, 2021