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docker's omelette 

a lump of phlegm.
"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.
docker's omelette by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.
"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.
docker's tea break by C February 24, 2004

docker's omelette 

Vomit deposited on the pavement, usually after a rowdy night out
Tim: "Where's Wolfgang got to?"
Eric: "Oh, he's round the corner rustling up a docker's omelette"

docker's thumbs 

look at the docker's thumbs on her!

Dunker's delight 

Get yer missus to tilt her head back and open her mouth to its widest point. Now pour in milk until her mouth is full to the brim. Gently rests your cornhole on her nose and teabag her mouth on testy at a time so that your balls displace the milk making a fitting plopping noise. Keep teabagging until the milk is half gone then proceed to ram your cock right in there making sure to displace all the milk and choke the bitch
Wow the dunker's delight is better than digestives!

dunky dunky! That's how we do!

Fun for all the family with a dunka dunka
Dunker's delight by feind87 May 30, 2008

Dicker's 

A shortened version of McDicks, and another way to say McDonalds in a more succinct fashion.
Zack: damn I'm hungry. Lets go to Dicker's and get some Mcnuggets.
Dicker's by Dirty Antwan June 26, 2025