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Douche Bucket 

The literal term for someone who is so incredibly full of shit that a single douche nor even a double douche will not do the job. Only a bucket-o-douche will suffice. If you do not know a douche bucket.....then you ARE the douche bucket. Too bad sucka!
Damnit Jeff, shut the fuck up! You are such a fucking douche bucket.

douche bucket 

a vaginal cleansing insult that exceeds the use of a bag therefore replaces it with a bucket. also a bucket of douche
example 1: I went to the bar last night and this douche bucket kept talking to loud about sports nobody watches!

example 2: I bet rosie o' donnell would enjoy a bucket of douche!
douche bucket by greatfuldeadguy20 December 31, 2011

douche bucket 

(n) A person that has become such a douche, that they are in fact a device for carrying around douches, encompassing a collection of varying douche types.

A bucket of douche. Someone who has so many douche-like qualities that they are beyond the idea of a single douche, but rather they are many douches, capable of becoming more douchey at any time.
Whenever I want to haul around some douche, I can come to you, you douche bucket.

He is not just a douche, he has become a douche bucket.
douche bucket by Amanda Waddell March 27, 2008

douche bucket 

a douche "bag" who has done something stupid enough to be considered a douche "bucket"
When Daniel pissed on himself at the Halloween game, he was now worthy of being called a douche bucket.
douche bucket by Lil Skimp Dawg December 6, 2003

Douche Bucket 

A bucket that douche and douche bag lovers use. They feel the bag was to small so now they have upgraded to Douche bucket!
Did you drink what was in my douche bucket . . . ALL OF IT!!! YOU SICK F**KER
Douche Bucket by Casedawg December 6, 2003

bucket o' douche 

He is such a fucking bucket o' douche.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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