dual release 

(noun, verb): a sexual experience which occurs when a person simultaneously ejaculates/orgasms and moves their bowels/shits; considered by most to indicate a state of extreme sexual utopia

"I think I fell in love with Sara last night, she gave me a dual release."

"Things got a little messy earlier; Amy was giving me a rusted trombone and it was so good that I dual released on her face."

dual release by MISTEReE March 16, 2008

dual release squatted jerk 

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

dual release squatted jerk by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023