dry towel 

when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel

"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"

dry towel by communitities May 27, 2018

Dry Towel 

For when you have run out of weed and you cant get any.

Hey bro, you got any weed?
Nah, im a dry towel.

Dry Towel by Nineinchnails90 December 1, 2011

Dry towel 

A Derogatory term that means “white person”

I hate that white boy, damn dry towel

Dry towel by IM no fukkboi May 27, 2018

Towel Dry 

Using your interlocked hands to rub your partner from the anus to genitalia pubis as if using a towel.

Don't towel dry me! My hemorrhoids are inflamed.

Towel Dry by toweldryers June 27, 2011

Bite the towel, I'm going in dry. 

When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.

Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.

Bite the towel, I'm going in dry. by shut-yomouth-batman-istalkin August 26, 2012