Dry Guy
Male: To hell with lube, when you're a Dry Guy like me, you can masturbate anytime, anywhere.
Little known fact, most serial killers are Dry Guys.
Little known fact, most serial killers are Dry Guys.
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Dry Guy
A very rough handjob with no form of lubrication. Often received after a heated make out/dry hump session.
Dry Guy by Omar the Piledriver February 9, 2009
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Dry Guys
(noun). The absence of a womans saliva on a males testicles. The testicles are not sobbing wet of saliva from a balls-and-cock blow job. The opposite of what is wet testicles form salty sweat or spit up from deep throating
Alex: "Listen babe I have had dry guys for about 2 weeks now. I think you need to slob on them for me"
Paige: "Okay honey, but could you wash off the fungus prior to me saturating your dry guys? It tasted like old pickles the last time i fixed your dry guys."
Paige: "Okay honey, but could you wash off the fungus prior to me saturating your dry guys? It tasted like old pickles the last time i fixed your dry guys."
Dry Guys by Jayroc Parker III April 20, 2010
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