dry cleaning

A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.

Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning

dry cleaning by Fireguy47 October 19, 2019

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Dry cleaning

To do counter surveillance If someone is watching you when you’re driving. Taking evasive actions.

Cop: where’d the car go? I can’t see it. He’s doing dry cleaning. Huh? To do counter surveillance If someone is watching you when you’re driving. Taking evasive actions.

Dry cleaning by B-rizzle July 5, 2025

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Puerto Rican Dry Cleaning

Spraying cologne/perfume on your dirty clothing to mask the stench is Puerto Rican Dry Cleaning. This is related to a Puerto Rican Shower.

Oh snap, I forgot to do laundry again and my good white shirt smells like skank! Guess I'll have to do some Puerto Rican Dry Cleaning...

Puerto Rican Dry Cleaning by michelada August 6, 2011

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lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.

i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.

lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant by beanwrangler December 11, 2011

Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?

Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning? by Drypure September 21, 2024

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Drycleaning

When a plate or other item comes out of a dishwasher still dirty, it is possible to further 'clean' the dish with the aid of a towel.

This is done by forcefully wiping the plate and so pushing off the remnants of whatever food still remained.

The pan still had some food on it when the dishwasher had finished, but I didnt have time to re-wash it so I drycleaned it instead.
Drycleaning.

Drycleaning by Maxemillian September 8, 2007

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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