Drunk Mess

A man or woman on the dance floor who is extremely intoxicated but think they are dancing really well.

Wow! Did you see her out on the dance floor? She is a drunk mess out there.

by realdeal7 May 9, 2011

drunkfession

noun; confession made when under the influence of alcohol. Often made to friends, but also arises between enemies. Drunkfessions normally reveal hidden intentions/feelings of people.

It turns out Steve told everyone he made out with his cousin during a drunkfession he had at the last party.

by Joseph Alexander July 20, 2008

Drunkness monster

When a quiet nice person turns into a raging loony when he/she is intoxicated.

Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.

by gchytuvhj January 26, 2009

melatonin drunkness

where you become so tired you become a little bit crazy

well goodnight, melatonin drunkness again.
^^ after the user said some offtopic stuff.

by 56independent May 13, 2021

Second-Hand Drunkness

a state of intoxication where the said "drunk" person did not have a sip of alcohol but seems to be in an intoxicated state. Mostly prevalent in the Irish or Celtic people because of their inherited ability to absorb alcohol from the air, with a high enough concentration.

At the wedding, young Patrick and Bridget seemed to be drunk even though they could not possibly be. Aunt Eileen nudged her husband and said "must be the second-hand drunkness."

by Bridget Boyle October 14, 2007

drunkness

1.(adj) resembling one who is intoxicated, but not actually being under the influence. Severe cases of drunkness occer generally very late at night when subjects are tired. Hallucinations are common, also feelings of euphoria and altered visions of reality. Those who are drunk are usually very creative in a very sick sort of way.

Hey!!! instead of saying "pants", pretend the english language has no 'n' and say "pamts".

Jesus fuck!! We are so damn drunk!

by Luvnuts March 4, 2003

Second Hand Drunkness

When you yourself are not drinking but are around people that are, and as a result their drunkedness rubs off on you.

I was hanging out with that raging whore too much that i started to feel second hand drunkness

by Smalls555555555 June 10, 2011