drunk jealous

When everyone around you is way drunker and having an awesome time but you're not drunk enough

All my friends were laughing at random things but I didn't get it because I didn't drink as much. I got drunk jealous.

by Tarpon September 14, 2015

jealously is a drink best served warm

Puzzling words tweeted by Trump’s 2020 campaign manager, Brad Parscale, to throw shade on Mitt Romney’s scathing January 2019 opinion piece on President Trump.

Jealously is a drink best served warm and Romney just proved it.

by MyaLocette January 2, 2019