drunk houdini 

When a guy at a party hits on drunk girls and pretends he's drunk too so they'll do sexual things for him without thinking he's using them, when in all actuality he's very much sober and will have no problem remembering everything that happened that night, unlike the drunk girl. If you see signs of this happening, it's automatically a party foul and makes you an instant creepers, by which someone should throw you out.

Becky: "omahgod johnny how you are you!!!!! i loooveee youuu!!!"

Jake: "omg hey!!! how are you!!! it's Jake btw, some party huh!"

Becky: "oooh yeahh like totaly im on my 4th margirita, im so loose right now!!!"

Jake: "ooh,...oh yeah me too! i just had uh, 13 beers i'm sooo drunk woooo!!! you're so hot, we should hook up since we're drunk and all!!!"

Becky: "oooh totally! i love me some drunk sex, its fun and no one remembers afterwards, its great! lets do it!"

Jake: *quietly says* well...at least one of us will remember heh heh heh....

Becky: "wait, what did you say? you're not pulling a drunk houdini on me are you??"

Jake: "oh nothing! i said i can't wait to have drunk sex with you!!!" (in his head "ooooh yeah!!)

drunk houdini by OshKosh07 September 2, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012