drunk dialer

Those engage in calling their entire cell phone phonebook once drunk. Conversations usually consist of gibberish and many slurred words.

Take away my cell phone once we start drinking. I'm such a drunk dialer I once called my grandma at 2 am.

drunk dialer by gowhere August 20, 2005

Drunk Diaper 

When one inserts an alcohol drenched tampon into their anus or vaginal cavity in order to induce prompt intoxication.

Bro, I am rolling 3 drunk diapers deep right now. Yeah bro...

Drunk Diaper by Tichael Mapp January 7, 2011

Diaper Drunk 

This term is used to describe someone who has either planned on becomming or is so intoxicated they have to wear a diaper in fear of wetting or soiling their clothing.

Created in 2008.

Man, last night Charles was diaper drunk. He ACTUALLY pissed himself!

Diaper Drunk by Numb-Shack resident October 7, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008