Drunk as Hell Share definition Flag When you get so drunk that you would rather puke and sleep in it than actualy use the bathroom outside of your pants. Dude, what happend to Kyle? He pissed his pants and puked everywhere.Man, Kyle is drunk as hell Drunk as Hell by Curtis Byrd November 21, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Drunk as Hell mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch