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drop bears

relatives of the koala, indigenous to Australia...these are the scariest most insane creaters in the world. Largely unknown to those outside Australia!
The bloody drop bears mate...betta whatcheself-
by herbiewa May 4, 2004
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drop bears

Shy, gentle creatures, about which little is known. Natives of Australia, they are purported to "drop" down on the heads of unsuspecting passers-by. An unfortunate misconception, and one that has led to their poaching and near-extinction.

Possibly related to the chupacabra, an equally misunderstood creature of the southern United States.
by Lady Chevalier March 23, 2005
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drop bears

Animals that live in the Australian bush. They drop down on the head of their prey from above. The gov't on Aussie doesn't admit that these creatures exist because that would mean a drop off in their torist business. There are no reported pictures of them
be careful when walking along in the bush mates!
by :-) March 21, 2005
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Dropbear66

A massive simp for this girl called ‘Layer’. Can’t stop staring at her during class. Dogs the boys which is unacceptable. Thinks he’s huge. Annoys the poms. Has extremely gay shoes.
Dude 1 : You see that guy over there.
Dude 2 : Yea that’s Dropbear66
Dude 1 : Yea he’s a mad simp for that ‘Layer’ girl
Dude 2 : How dog !
by DaBois42069 May 6, 2020
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dropbear

An Australian arboreal, (tree dwelling) marsupial that is related to a koala but is highly evolved. They are carnivores. They catch their prey by dropping from the trees and ripping their victim's heads off. Sometimes the sheer weight of the drop bear will knock it's prey out, and the bear will simply feast off the victim's head.

A common remedy remedy to repel dropbears is to smear Vegemite over your face. The distinct smell drives the bear away. The Australian government has tried to hide the existence of the drop bear for the sake of Australia's tourism. Although drop bears are quite rare they inhabit small towns and there has been a number of drop bear related deaths.

In appearance, they are similar to koala's but have large canine teeth. There are different sub-species, but primary they look like normal koalas. When on ground they are capable of running at 60kmp/h. There are no captive dropbears, as they are too difficult to catch. Beware of the Dropbear.
"Johnny got taken by a dropbear the other day..."
"Oh no! That's so sad! Did they find his body?"
"Nothing but a corpse torn apart. You could barley tell it was him..."
by Beware of the Dropbears June 24, 2009
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dropbear

Also a (some believe mythical) beast which lives in the Australian bush.
Watch out for the dropbears mate! They'll fucken eatcha alive!
by A Mate November 10, 2003
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DropBear Kerfuffle

A Australian bush Ritual where someone goes into a forest naked and tries to get a koala to land on their privates after reaching puberty
Dude did you hear that Jamie finally went and did his first dropbear kerfuffle
by Australian bush man April 5, 2022
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