drop bears 

relatives of the koala, indigenous to Australia...these are the scariest most insane creaters in the world. Largely unknown to those outside Australia!

The bloody drop bears mate...betta whatcheself-

drop bears by herbiewa May 4, 2004

drop bears 

Shy, gentle creatures, about which little is known. Natives of Australia, they are purported to "drop" down on the heads of unsuspecting passers-by. An unfortunate misconception, and one that has led to their poaching and near-extinction.

Possibly related to the chupacabra, an equally misunderstood creature of the southern United States.

Spread the truth about Drop Bears!

drop bears by Lady Chevalier March 23, 2005

drop bears 

Animals that live in the Australian bush. They drop down on the head of their prey from above. The gov't on Aussie doesn't admit that these creatures exist because that would mean a drop off in their torist business. There are no reported pictures of them

be careful when walking along in the bush mates!

drop bears by :-) March 21, 2005

Dropbear66 

A massive simp for this girl called ‘Layer’. Can’t stop staring at her during class. Dogs the boys which is unacceptable. Thinks he’s huge. Annoys the poms. Has extremely gay shoes.

Dude 1 : You see that guy over there.
Dude 2 : Yea that’s Dropbear66
Dude 1 : Yea he’s a mad simp for that ‘Layer’ girl
Dude 2 : How dog !

Dropbear66 by DaBois42069 May 6, 2020

dropbear 

An Australian arboreal, (tree dwelling) marsupial that is related to a koala but is highly evolved. They are carnivores. They catch their prey by dropping from the trees and ripping their victim's heads off. Sometimes the sheer weight of the drop bear will knock it's prey out, and the bear will simply feast off the victim's head.

A common remedy remedy to repel dropbears is to smear Vegemite over your face. The distinct smell drives the bear away. The Australian government has tried to hide the existence of the drop bear for the sake of Australia's tourism. Although drop bears are quite rare they inhabit small towns and there has been a number of drop bear related deaths.

In appearance, they are similar to koala's but have large canine teeth. There are different sub-species, but primary they look like normal koalas. When on ground they are capable of running at 60kmp/h. There are no captive dropbears, as they are too difficult to catch. Beware of the Dropbear.

"Johnny got taken by a dropbear the other day..."
"Oh no! That's so sad! Did they find his body?"
"Nothing but a corpse torn apart. You could barley tell it was him..."

dropbear by Beware of the Dropbears June 24, 2009

dropbear 

Also a (some believe mythical) beast which lives in the Australian bush.

Watch out for the dropbears mate! They'll fucken eatcha alive!

dropbear by A Mate November 10, 2003

DropBear Kerfuffle 

A Australian bush Ritual where someone goes into a forest naked and tries to get a koala to land on their privates after reaching puberty

Dude did you hear that Jamie finally went and did his first dropbear kerfuffle

DropBear Kerfuffle by Australian bush man April 5, 2022