drop a crunch

To recount an unbelievable but true story, usually of a sexual nature.

Mike -- Dude. You are NEVER going to believe what happened last night!
Chuck -- What happened, man?
Mike -- Do you remember....Tracy? I woke up to her GETTING NAKED AND JUMPING IN MY BED.
Steve -- No way! Way to drop a crunch on us, man!

by tidetogo March 27, 2008