Dream Job 

The most rigged television game show ever. Everybody knows Matt Bullard is going to win as if he was actually better. He's just a ringer who has been doing broadcasting since he retired in the late 90s.

Dream Job winners don't ever do Sportscenter.

Dream Job by anonymous March 5, 2005

Dreamjob

A dreamjob is said to be potential when you have incredible amounts of sperm building up in your system, to no relief.

This persistence of non-relief is then abruptly ended when your mind takes over and instills a fantastic dream in your deepest sleep, a dream so real that an incredible explosion occurs in your pants, at the hands of no one but your dreams.

In effect, your dream gets you off.

"Man I hadn't masturbated in so long, I got a dreamjob last night."

"My dream really got me good last night, Federico."

"I prefer a dreamjob to sex, Samuel Ferdernicker."

"I exploded in my gawdamn pants last night, Jeffrey Paulertucker, a damn dreamjob, I tell ya what!"

Dreamjob by DPaptG February 4, 2010

Dreamjob

Oral sex delivered while the recipient is asleep.

"I fell asleep at work this afternoon, and my boss gave me a dreamjob! I couldn't believe it."

Dreamjob by anonymous April 19, 2022

Oreo Extreme Dreamjob

When you take your date to the Cheesecake Factory, and he/she/they crawls under the booth and gives you a blowjob after eating Oreo Extreme Dream Cheesecake with oreo still in his/her/their mouth. (Credit for name to be given to Josh aka Fuckface).

Boy, you went to Cheesecake Factory? Did she give you an Oreo Extreme Dreamjob.

Oreo Extreme Dreamjob by lizzzkitty February 8, 2022