Dragon Tales

A story about two kids who go out of their house without their parents permission into a world where hours last mini seconds in human time. The world is full of fat dinosaurs with wings called 'dragons'. These 'dragons'

- sing songs 24/7
- are gay
- take children away from their parents

Dragon Tales is a reason 9/11 happened

Dragon Tales by Withered Demon Rogue August 1, 2016

dragon tales

A childrens' show on WBGH/PBS about two Spanish children who transport themselves into Dragon Land or some shit.

Ugly Kid With Burnt Face in my Homeroom: -turns on TV and puts on PBS, and then talks in an undescribable Khmer accent- EYY DRAGON TALES!

Rest of Homeroom: wtf

dragon tales by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

dragontale 

When someone takes a shit but you can’t force it out the rest of the way

Guy one: so I was sitting in the bathroom today trying to shit but I couldn’t get it all the way out and now I have a dragonTale
Guy two: bro what the fuck

dragontale by Some gross Idiot. October 18, 2021

Dragontale 

When you take a fat shit and can’t force the rest out causing it to look like a tail.

Guy one: so I was taking a fat shit today and I couldn’t pass all of it and I’ve had a dragontale all day.
Guy two: James what the actual Fuck.

Dragontale by Some gross Idiot. October 18, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019