by DrPirate July 04, 2005
A soda who claims to be a doctor. You know all those scientists who claim to be doctors? Dr Pepper taught them everything it knows. Yes, I know it's hard to believe after all these years that Dr. Eggman taught by a soft drink.
In honor of the fine soft drink who taught them how to build stuff, Dr. Light and Dr. Wily built Protoman out of Dr Pepper cans.
by Crazed Ninja August 19, 2004
The oldest soft drink, came into fruition in 1885. The period was dropped during the 50s. There were never any prunes as a part of the formula, however it is a unique combination of 23 different fruit flavors!
by Bonita Applebum February 22, 2006
a dr pepper is when two blokes that are in love dock docking each other and one of them piss a little into the others foreskin. it is quite an exquisite process and feels fantastic.
by Trevor Fosdyke October 30, 2009
the best soft drink ever, and the only one that does not copy coca-cola. It was cooler before they created a bunch variations (like berries and cream) and before they released a bunch of stupid commercials (like the "23 Flavors" and "Hold it" series). still the best though.
Successful businessman: Hey, you want some Dr Pepper?
Homeless man: Hell no I hate the stuff.
Successful businessman: You are going to hell.
Homeless man: Hell no I hate the stuff.
Successful businessman: You are going to hell.
by smb1967x June 01, 2007
A drink that was actually created by a man who was trying to make another Cola, and accidently spilled cough syrup in it. He tasted it, and thought it was pretty good. The drink is not made with cough syrup today, but thats where it got it's strange flavor from. Don't believe me.... Look it up.
by The Minister December 30, 2005