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f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 insert prt sc delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ pg up Capslock asdfghjkl;' enter pg dn shift zxcvbm,./ shift end ctrl fn win alt space alt ctrl left arrow up arrow down arrow right arrow 

You are half dead and took forever to type this. To do this type every key on the keyboard like f1 F1 key or win (windows button key) Dont press all of these keys
f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 insert prt sc delete tab qwertyuiop\ pg up Capslock asdfghjkl;' enter pg dn shift zxcvbm,./ shift end ctrl fn win alt space alt ctrl left arrow up arrow down arrow right arrow

esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right

now your even more bored than zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop your 1 quark away from the 6th stage of boredom. your so bored you press every single button on the keyboard
im bored af esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right

low down and shifty 

Someone who doesnt feel right, you cant put your finger on it.
"I'm low down and I'm shifty!
'And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him
and ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from..'" - Eminem low down and shifty

Upside Down Reverse Screwdriver Shafty Succ 

when you hold her/him upside down as your rotate them while they blow a man's penis
Connor and I just had a great Upside Down Reverse Screwdriver Shafty Succ Session.

Hot dog down an elevator shaft 

A man with a small penis that tries to have sex with a girl while shes drastically bent over.
I dont know why he was trying that position but you may have well just thrown a hot dog down an elevator shaft.

downshifters 

People who had a good professional job and (usually) a house which had significantly increased in value - but then they realised that by selling the house and moving to another (usually rural, far cheaper) area of the country, they could 'downshift' their lives and yet still have a small fortune in the bank + less stress, less work, more time with the family, more money.

See also: downshifting.
I know a couple who downshifted from their £2.1m house in London. She was in teaching, he was an accountant. Now they run a great little art gallery during the summer in the wilds of the Derbyshire Peak District, and just make art and teach their kids for most of the year."
downshifters by Nupe January 6, 2004