The slitwhere you insert the Dousche Nozzle looks like a canoe. Hence Dousche Canoe or another way of calling someone a pussy.
Dude - Mandese is such a Dousche Canoe he won't even call me to talk about his screw up.
Friend - He's always been a little pussy. What did you expect.
Dude - True, I'll see him sooner or later.
Friend - He's always been a little pussy. What did you expect.
Dude - True, I'll see him sooner or later.
by Ohheyo July 14, 2014
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