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douchewhore 

A person, typically male, that possesses the characteristic that is beyond extreme douchebagness in combination of superior retardedness but miraculously, somehow believes that he/she is a genius. Sometimes mistaken as a person doing an act "like a boss," in this case, they fail, yet, believed to have succeeded.
Joe just walked up to that gorgeous woman, asked her for a dance, got rejected, then proceeds to flip her off to her face, takes her martini, and pimp walks away with chin up in the air... then 10 seconds later, finds out that woman is his boss' wife. Wow! What a douchewhore!!

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douchewhore by Miz_Tasia December 13, 2012

douchehole 

A slang, joking insult used for humor, a simple combination of douchebag and asshole.
Our president is a complete douchehole!
douchehole by Jaime Rae May 27, 2006

douchehorse 

Someone who's douchyness is too large to fit into a bag.

Can be used in place of douchebag where appropriate.
Can't believe that guy cut in front of me in line and spilt his drink on me while doing it, he's such a douchehorse
douchehorse by Rakky September 26, 2009

douchehorse 

A douchehorse is someone who attempts to conquer Japan by sending a fleet of shitty riverboats to sea, then gets all surprised when every single boat sinks in a storm, resulting in the highest number of at-sea casualties in history.
That Kublai Khan douchehorse was a real douchehorse.
douchehorse by zurmalurm May 26, 2009

assbag douchehole 

Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.
Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.

Fuck-wadded douchewhore 

Someone who has surpassed in great douchebaggery to the seniority of being a douchebag. They are no longer in the douchebag game.
Dude, you're such a fuck-wadded douchewhore after you sold my phone for weed.