douchey taco

a 'douchey taco' is a little stupid bastard who likes to look at men's buttocks but pretends to like women.

"Man, he was a douchey taco?"
"Yeah but at least he was trying to hide it by dating a girl."

by awkwardgirly June 20, 2016

douche taco

A vagina filled with douche fluids.

Go eat a douche taco!

by Dreamerblade April 27, 2010

queefy douche taco

A annoying bitch that queffes on a taco then forces a male to eat it well slaping him with a dirty douche

Lori had a mad case of the queffes so she got a taco shell and did a Super Quffie on it and made Jordan eat well slapin him in the face with her dirty douch making a Queefy Douche Taco

by likalotofpus May 7, 2011

douchetaco

1. An asshat of the greatest calibur.

2. A wife beater.

3. Julian Gary Whateverhislastnamewas.

Man, that asshat was such a douchetaco. I can't believe I didn't realize it sooner.

by Catty Brie July 28, 2013