doucheblimp

The absolute epitome of being a rich cunt. There is a special place in Hell for those deemed doucheblimp by the general public. If you have earned the title of doucheblimp, you are not only wealthy, but an incredible snob about it.

Hey Beter, what's up? Oh not much Johnny, I'm just shredding Supreme shirts in my custom designer gold plated Gucci paper shredder. *Johnny chuckles* Oh Beter, you fucking doucheblimp.

doucheblimp by AIDS biscuit October 31, 2018

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Doucheblind

A girl who is hopelessly attached to a boyfriend and cannot realize that he's a douchebag no matter what he does.

During Susie's boyfriend's third victory dance after winning a game of ping-pong, we realized how doucheblind she was.

Doucheblind by The In and Out Kids October 2, 2005

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doucheclip

the device used to fasten one's cell phone to their belt.

That guy was beating up the beat and battling so hard, I can't believe his phone stayed in his doucheclip.

doucheclip by mosdefjenny December 19, 2009

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douchebumps

(n.) A condition which occurs while or directly following the witnessing of an action of or statement by a person who would fit the description of a douche bag. Usually tied to the emotional sensation of being embarrassed on behalf of another person because whatever they just did was packed full of douchery. Sometimes accompanied by the phrase "are you fucking kidding me?" and a sour facial expression.

Josh: I can't come to the party tonight dude, I gotta get my burn on at the gym. Plus I just got that new Dave Matthews. Yeah!

Eavesdropping bystander: Wow. I just got douchebumps.

douchebumps by christenapril March 30, 2010