by janessa July 29, 2003
A person who plays any Call of Duty game every hour of their life and is constantly screaming profanities at the screen, even though everyone knows that it doesn't matter.
by Lickin Mayballs January 25, 2011
Originaly a character from the show MXC. Use when something gay happens or something you dislike, which you then say "Guy la douche ass"
by guy la douche ass November 18, 2007
N. A person who is so egotistical that he has very little thought of the feelings of people around him. In short, a person who is too much of an asshole to be just a douche, and too much of a douche, to be just an asshole. It is time to reevaluate yourself if someone refers to you as an ass douche.
by Sarjas July 29, 2010
noun: A clever derivative of Douche or Douche bag, used to avoid sounding like said vaginal sanitation article instead of using the same overused, xbox live, twelve year-old insult again and again with no clever follow up.
Verb: Something most pop-stars, hookers, and Ned Baddy do every day to avoid rectal infection.
Verb: Something most pop-stars, hookers, and Ned Baddy do every day to avoid rectal infection.
Obnoxious idiot: Yea, well I did your mom last night!
You: Ass Douche
Obnoxous idiot: ........ (head explodes while trying to think of a comeback, which he knows is impossible)
You: Ass Douche
Obnoxous idiot: ........ (head explodes while trying to think of a comeback, which he knows is impossible)
by drifter45 June 1, 2011
Doing something relatively useless when you should be doing something productive. This comes from the literal meaning, as douching your ass would be useless because it gets dirty next time you use the washroom.
by viper110110 April 25, 2011
by anonomous July 18, 2004