doubt'erbud 

/ˈdaʊt , ˈə , ˈbʌd/

*contraction*

1: a humorous statement of doubt softly crushing your friend's dreams ; largely patronizing though non-judgemental

2: empathetic consolation ; positioning the recipient toward a negative outcome ; drawn from previous life experience

A contraction of three words that form a colloquial statement, "doubt her bud."

DOUBT a feeling of uncertainty or lack of conviction

HER colloquial pronoun contraction replacing 'it' / originates from blue-collar society
BUD mid 19th century: abbreviation of buddy / a form of address towards "everyones friend"

example 1 -

JACKIE: I am rocking it as an extra on that show I told you about! It's only a matter of time until I get a speaking role.

MARY: Doubt'erbud.

example 2 -

TIM: I had a real long talk with the girl a the coffee shop in town today, I figure she wants me to take her to the fair.

JACK: Doubt'erbud.

TIM: ...hmm yeah, probably right.

doubt'erbud by neonandrust February 9, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012