When you do a reverse pile driver on a girl and put your finger or toy in her anus at the same time you are plowing away and then you drop a dookie on her face.
I gave her a double oven steamer, she loves it when I pile drive her at the end of the couch and she loved the dildo in her butt! Man when I dropped that duce on her face she choaked and almost kicked me in the face!
When a Dutch citizen releases stinging fumes from the anus and traps the head of a friend or loved one under the covers until the unwilling party passes out or vomits (otherwise known as a normal dutch oven). Doing so as a Dutch citizen doubles the effect of the oven, making it especially vicious.
Somewhere in the Netherlands: As a man watched his loved one enter the room, he emitted ass gas so foul the blanket began to disintegrate, and as she lifted the cover to climb into bed, he grabbed her head and trapped it under the blanket; "Double Dutch Oven!" he bellowed. In under 10 seconds, the woman had passed out and vomited all over the sheets.
When you and your significant other are laying in bed and both of you fart; then pulling the covers over both your heads.
Me and my girlfriendate at our favorite Mexican restaurant tonight and had the bean and cheese nachos for 2. Looks like a double Dutch oven kind of night for us.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*