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Double Fudge Brownie

The escalation of a "skid-mark".

The underwear smear.

When a person wears one pair of underwear for several days, and then flips the same pair of underwear inside-out to wear again for another few days.

The act is usually performed by those who practice poor hygiene and selective laziness. The common end result is a thick and potent load of fecal matter buildup inside the underwear between the anus and genitalia.

The accumulated fecal buildup can become black and encrusted over a matter of hours or days. One who practices the Double Fudge Brownie is often at risk of social rejection, and/or public humiliation.
"We tried to have sex but when we got naked and threw our undies on the floor, I saw the inside of hers was smeared with a double fudge brownie which made my boner go down quick!"

"I was gonna make my cell mates butt hole wider but when I stuck it in the first time he was sporting a double fudge brownie, so I stabbed his ass and went to bed."
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016