double deuce

A .22 LR bullet. Very accurate, but lacks a lot of power.

Man, you ain't tryin' to kill that guy wit' a double deuce! It's impossible!

by Acoyani Garrido Sandoval June 17, 2005

double deuce

First Defintion: When someone wears underwear and then turns them inside out and wears them the next day.

Second Definition: Imagine one sitting taking a shit, he thinks he's done, reaches for the toilet paper and then has another full shitting session. A double deuce!

"Why is there a skidmark on the outside of your panties?" You double deucer!

"Sorry it took so long, I had a double deuce."

by LSZ,SJZ,JSS March 25, 2006

double deuce

Eating cake with only the middle and pointer fingers of each hand. Considerered very uncouth at parties if you deuce straight from the cake plate.
Double deucing contests can be held between friends, to see who can deuce their cake first (doubly, of course).

Dude, I can't believe you just double deuced that cake. I was gonna cut myself a piece of that.

by outofcontexts April 16, 2006

double deuce

The indication of wearing the same undergarment for one day and then the following, implying a certain lack of hygiene on the party.

When a guy hasn't been home for 2 days and hasn't taken a shower and had a change of clothes and he's been with his friend for the entire time he's been out of the house, his friend might say...
"you sum derrty shyt, yu` been hav`n da same derrty *ss drawz fa` 2 dayz now... yu` strait double-deuce`n..."

by genius_laydii July 26, 2004

Double Deuce

Flipping someone off with two hands.

The teacher gave Bill an F on his paper, so he gave the teacher the Double Deuce.

by SPGLink February 25, 2003

Double Deuce

The act of sticking up both middle fingers instead of just one, usually for added emphasis on the unspoken "fuck you" message.

In R is for Road Rage: "When one barrel just isn't enough, let loose with both arms to let them know you think they're especially big shit stabbers. An unintended side effect of the double deuce is that you will lose complete control of your car, so you'll swerve back and forth wildly for added effect."
-Maddox, The Alphabet of Manliness

by Damn anonymous June 24, 2006

Double Deuce

When you take a crap, wipe up, and just as you walk out of the bathroom you must turn around and take another crap.

Friend: "what took you so long"
You: "I thought i was done five minutes ago, but it turned into a double deuce"

by Jijjiii June 21, 2009