double brown bagger 

A term for a girl so ugly you need a brown bag for her ugly ass face and one for you because you will be so embarresed

Wow Oprah is such a double brown bagger, but i still hit it shes rich

double brown bagger by hashinator May 24, 2006

double brownbagger 

n. see brownbagger. A female who is so unattractive that you require not just one brown bag on her head while having sex, but one on your own in case hers falls off.

Fred: Hey Billy, here's a picture of my new wife Jen, isn't she great?

Bill: Damn.....double brownbagger.

double brownbagger by D-Glove February 24, 2004