double breasted

Street terminology for a person addicted to both crack cocaine and heroin at the same time.

He buyin' rocks AND blows because he do BOTH.....He's double breasted, man!

by Macktackular Chi Town Po Po September 18, 2007

double breasted

Having more tits than brains, usually do to implants

"Chesty Love" with her 56FFs was the most double breasted woman around

by greenguy253 December 07, 2009

Double Breasted Holster

A bra

Tom: So what did you do next??
Kraven: I unlocked her vj gate and removed her double breasted holster

by Use Water Gun February 24, 2019

Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher

A derogatory term used to describe a woman that you would like to have sex with.

Hey, Darren, there is a rare bird (Darren turns to look). There a Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.

by Kneeneye November 06, 2011

Double Breasted Jack It

When you take your penis back and forth between a girls tits. AKA Titty Fucking

This girl with great tits let me try on the Double Breasted Jack It with her. I hope she has a good dry cleaner because we may have got some stains on it.

by OneShot August 07, 2012

Double Breasted Bed Thumper

A winged angelic female beast, known to cause all sorts of wild and dangerous experiences. Natural habitat is in the kitchen, but when lured onto soft surfaces such as, beds, couches, or even the floor, she'll be ready to pounce on her prey and beat it till it explodes a horribly beautiful death.

Urban Explorer: crikey! We found ourselves a double breasted bed thumper, let's bait her into the bedroom!

DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!

*bags and grabs her*

(3 hours later...)

DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;

by TheSexpertOfEcology October 04, 2011

double breasted cock gobbler

a very rare yet often found big titied woman who likes the cock in her mouth or
a man or woman who you just cant get enuff cuss words in for...

good god look at that double breasted cock gobbler!

man that fucking double breasted cock gobbling bitch!

by scott doom January 02, 2010